Darling, I just figured out I have not updated this since they let me out!… You would not believe how tidy my house now is. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness.
I am hopped up on caffeine with responding to fanmail, selling my soul to Google, and just generally being a doormat to the secret service. My day seems to involve the authorities from 3am to whenever. I am not complaining though. I wish you could be here to share it.
I will try to remember I promised you I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Honestly! Don’t hold your breath though, you’re likely to turn blue.
(I was surfing around and found The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator. It was so much fun not having to think what to write for a moment.)